The Harlequin Sprite is a sprite version of the Harlequin Doll. The Harlequin SPEAKS WITH ALL CAPS and unconvincing helpfulness.

HEE HEE HEE.

HELLO, CHILD PERSON.

MY MY, DO YOU LOOK GROWN!

AND WHAT GREAT THINGS YOU WILL BECOME!

IT'S ALMOST

HILARIOUS!!!

HEE HEE HEE!

>What the hell?

NO REASON TO BE SO RUDE, CHILD.

I AM ONLY HERE TO HELP YOU!

WHILE SOME MIGHT ARGUE THAT I AM NOTHING BUT TRICKERY AND DECEIT,

I ASSURE YOU THAT I AM 100% HERE TO GUIDE!!

ALL THE WAY!!

YES SIR, HERE TO HELP!!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

WELL

TOUGH LUCK, I PRESUME!!!

HEE HEE HEE!

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